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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

sodamnrelatable:

TEACHER:

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OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

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AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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on-tenterhooks: king by Maisie Blaise on Flickr.

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king by Maisie Blaise on Flickr.

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Fuck. Why are my friends so shitty. Or maybe I’m shitty for thinking they’re shitty. Or maybe I should stop bitching about where I am and move myself. Yeah, ill do that. If we aren’t close friends, please message me or text me so we can be. :-) Hopefully my rant at the beginning didn’t scare anyone off…

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  • My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
  • My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
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dontblowmyhorn:

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so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks

what WHY

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